All right. So, my full name is Pippin James Barr. I don't usually use my middle name except at cafes when they ask you for your name for the coffee cup and, like, nobody understands "Pippin.” So, rather than say that a thousand times I say, "James." It's my birthday today, so I am literally exactly 37 right now.

Oh, happy birthday. Thanks for doing this on your birthday.

I'm so inattentive to birthdays that it didn't even occur to me until today. It shows you what plans I have for my birthday.

I think that just
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